In 2021, after 6 years of shopping at my local Sainsbury’s and tracking where I parked each time on a spreadsheet, I completed all 211 parking spots the store had to offer. In 2024 I moved to a new town – and guess what I’ve been busy doing since 🙂 A thread 🧵
— Gareth Wild (@GarethWild) March 10, 2026
NHS hospital: I noticed the clock on the wall showed the wrong time.
— Rebecca Ryder 💙 (@rebecca_ryder21) March 13, 2026
A nurse told me they knew, but they wouldn’t report it because replacing the battery through the NHS would cost £70.
A £2 battery… £70. How? Why?
That's when I began to dig further.
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Just found out the nurse at our son’s school is a raging feminist. How? She called THE DAD to update our son’s medical information for the year , In the middle of the work day and asked specifically what medication he took. I could kiss her.
— Maryam (@hell_line0) March 7, 2026
This is the kind of micro-feminism…
I would totally watch a show of CEOs using their own products. Somebody has got to green light this. https://t.co/cgH6vvWzdH
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 7, 2026
Men tend to choose higher paying careers like Doctor, Engineer, Lawyer or CEO.
— Socialist Opera Singer (@OperaSocialist) March 8, 2026
Whereas women tend to choose lower paying careers like Female Doctor, Female Engineer, Female Lawyer and Female CEO.#InternationalWomensDay
andrew lloyd webber doing the smart thing Amen pic.twitter.com/g0QA3LiajN
— jordan tyson joshua colley orphydice (@bobbystivic) March 8, 2026
When is the woman in the Rana pasta advert going to find out her husband is having an affair with her mum?
— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) March 8, 2026
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice https://t.co/feAbNuGJr8
— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) March 8, 2026
In a meeting at the office one time, this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word, just slightly changed. After he finished, my coworker raised her hand and said, “I don’t have anything to add, but I just wanted to point out he basically repeated exactly…
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) March 13, 2026
My favourite part about signing for things digitally is how my signature ends up making me look like I’m actually an illiterate idiot with defective fingers who has never used a pen in their life before.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 13, 2026
There should be a mandatory GCSE in Life Skills. By the time you leave school you should know how to change a car wheel, wire a plug, stop a dripping tap, how to wallpaper and paint, being able to cook simple meals from scratch, alongside financial skills like budgeting.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) March 14, 2026
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